some prime nottheonion material here.

Let people enjoy things

Last Christmas I ate my tree for the very first time and you threw yours away.

You all good there Belgium?

Why is there an AOL link? Are we back in 1990?

Nuke no joke I saw a brewery video with the wort (beer brew) traveling down a tree trunk ‘canal’ into another vat filled with pine branches.

“We do this three times”

And then finish the beer…with pine. Pine beer…ffs I could mop floors with it.