Joe Bitin’

It should have been $Googol instead.

I always prefer the book over the movie.

Who Moved My Cheese?

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Russian dolls dongs

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

To stop Reddit monsters, one, two, three
Here’s a fresh new way that’s trouble-free
It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don’t look!
Just don’t look!

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

They probably mean that those convenient areas adjacent to the lanes on a road should be seen as “less bike lanes, but more car park”.

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They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

Baberaham Lincoln