I was in China once, trying to take a 3hr bus to Zhouzhuang. Instead I bought a ticket for an 8hr bus to Jiaozhuan. Lesson was always write down where you are going.

It’s what we used to photograph each other as teens back then. You could buy it anywhere and there was place you could drop off your rolls and pick them up developed an hour later. You didn’t even have to leave your car. Girls back then were always doing one half of the heart and getting their friend to do the other.

Mom jeans were big back then too, as were dirt bikes. Lots of guys were wearing fox gear as Jeremy McGrath was a big motocross star. I could see this entire scene play out the same way back then. You kids are exactly like your parents.

They were. Im sure I got some on film from the 90s and I know it was around earlier.

The bigger problem is landlords have already been gouging renters. They aren’t just going to absorb this one, if their insurance goes up 30, they will raise rent 40

It’s like they’ve never seen an episode before. He was always lifting up crosses and crucifying Jews.

They promised us smell-o-vision by 2005 I thought this was the future!

They should consider moving into their mom’s basement too.

“I could have mastered Spanish, but thanks to a paywall I will never be mas bueno.”

He’s wearing a waffle.

Wow, it’s just like a CNC shop, rapid cutting 6061

The restaurant is called union assembly and it has nothing to do with little ceasers

It’s right in downtown and it’s more of a wing of another restaurant. When I went it was packed with spaghetti, more than I wanted to eat.

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you know whats better than 2 swords… Hey Gimli! Let me see your ax.

I’m almost done with the first season of Frieren. Started last year. Awesome show so I’m taking my time with it.

Getting stupider

Yeah cause you got away with it.

Results guaranteed*

Disclaimer: Results are not guaranteed.

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It’s physically too small to jerk off. Don’t you think he’s tried? Even with his tiny hands he can’t get enough grip to stimulate his dead mini-dick. So Melania pegs him instead and he craps all over the bed. But the dreams he has after makes it worth it.