Isnt that basically the entire plot of the loki tv show?

Published Nov 28th, 2023. Still is a very weird thing to have an article about on a news website…

I haven’t played since 3.5 do humans not get an extra feat at level 1 anymore?

Absolutely both lol. There would be a heavy artificial market for grooming products built upon manufactured social pressure, just like in real life. But also just like in real life there will be those hippie weirdos who insist on only natural self grooming without product.

Public restrooms would have dedicated hairball disposal stalls with a new kind of toilet that is up around chest height.

You should assume every online service saves all of your activity for years. Decades even. Why would anyone think google wouldn’t?