You’re not kidding! I was obsessed with getting thumbs ups
Same. The intro is long like any Kojima game.
Then I tried it a year later and forced myself past the 5 hour mark.
Then another five hours.
Then 40+ hours later, I realized I do love this game. This really stupidly weird game.
I am so angry that I didn’t just enjoy the heck out of Death Stranding, I freaking love it. Why did I spend 20 hours finding mats to build a highway so I can travel a bit faster?
We give someone with a high school diploma a few weeks of training a badge and a gun. They don’t even have to fully understand the law.
And now they can tell if you’re high or not from first sight.
“I’m just asking questions!”
I can’t imagine what it feels like for a Uber driver. Riders are literally behind you, sitting in the back seat. There was a tiktok video of a psychopath jokingly pointing a gun at her driver.
I read this as “No Pronoun Problems” and was like, dayyum, Two Face got my vote. Hell yeah de-gender those bathrooms in the Two-Face Goon cave.
There was a movie or show where they ripped a hard drive out of a server and then punted it through a gunfight. It slid on floors, rolled around a dozen times, and the hero picks it up and leaves with it.
And it just works.
The seat belt is hiding his boner.
Don’t feel bad about it. It’s common.
People who shout, “It’s just a joke!” Forget that sometimes, memes is the only time a person thought about that problem and now it’s what they believe.
We’re not going to stop Shitposting any time soon.
Parachuting isn’t as easy as pulling a wire and gently floating to the ground. Those who parachute professionally take hundreds of hours of training. If you’re brand new, you’re required to strap yourself to a professional.
I read this horrible post a few years ago where a PoS passenger didn’t buckle up. So the car drove off a cliff, her body flew and killed people in the back seat who were buckled up. The driver survived since he was buckled in.
This fucking dork snorts so much cocaine he forgets he’s in reality and isn’t hidden behind one of his sock puppets.
I’m not angry. I’m just confused.
This is apple we’re talking about. So it’ll be $500 and called the iDock and the fans will call it innovation.
Dang, I can’t find a number.
Anybody that doesn’t look like a generic character from a PS1 game, I’m calling them up.
If 114,428 Odessans get crotch-checked and only 1 is trans, well so be it.
As a programmer and my wife is a doctor, I’m in the upper brackets. But I don’t care. Also happy to see the millionaires losing even more money!
In my eyes, $3000 goes a long way for someone struggling!
According to this, those making 100k (33.6% of Americans) will be getting less money. The 66.4% of Americans will be getting significantly more.
Via zippa
My job is shopping around for third party customer support vendors. One of their pitches I kept hearing was, “We don’t lie to you about times.”
And then they shared how their competitors were trained on a method of customer service where their goal was to get you to hang up as fast as possible to increase their velocity Metrics. So they would literally lie to you. Thinking it was a joke, I googled and yeah, apparently that was a REAL tactic done for decades.
The American fucking dream here.