https://youtu.be/OGUX1CgbSes?feature=shared

How…exactly…does one make careful toilet?

asking for…science

Oooooogabooogaboooga MIGRANTS!!!

depends on what he considers “youth”

This is a Poorcine joke.

Embarrassed to death

…and their dog

…again?

My pup walks on the way to/from work. Its a short walk, but gets a delicious breakfast, snacksecond snack and dinner after and absolutely looses her mind. (but doesn’t dilly dally, because: snacks!)

In before the first “AI TAKE THE WHEEL” fanatic drives into a crowd of school children

Dick Cheney?

Because its Alabama, the Alabama of the United States

they should avoid parking garages…

Don’t worry, there is still plenty of coccaine

Blue Manganese Group?

No.

Because I’m old enough to have lived through the era of technology actually getting shittier as we adopt more and more applications.

TV > B&W good

TV > Color stereo good

TV > remote control good

TV > digital good?

TV > flat screen good!

TV > thin, flat screen great!

TV > built in apps, “smart” spies on you, shit. [we are here]

Wang, get me some more noodles…

hey, is that a giant…

Start small and work your way up.

grape>cherry tomato>kiwi>live ringtailled deermouse>avocado>apple

Follow up story: 10 year olds’ gun charges dropped after being sentenced to 55 years on the mara-juannas.

The war could end tomorrow if the Ukrainians develop drones that are shaped like toilets