My town has a bunch of people riding bikes because they lost their license from too many DUIs, the rest are drunk drivers that haven’t lost theirs yet.

I never served, but worked at an Exchange on a Navy base. Freshly promoted Chief’s wives love to try to make us in the store call them by their husband’s rank or whatever other nonsense they thought they deserved, but guess what? I’m not in the chain of command at all and there’s nothing in the employee handbook that makes me abide by any of that.