Nah, they’re on his face right where they belong

Did he impose actual sanctions or did he just ask really, really nicely?

Edit:

US electronic design automation software makers were told via letters to stop supplies to China, the FT reported.

“Pwetty Pweeeeeese?”

Our first AI presidency. God damn it was supposed to be WAY cooler than this…

Ahhh if butter was shaped like a burger

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TACO

Trump Always Chickens Out

Is Colorado still considered a swing state?

“Trump’s back in office you know what that means! PARDONS! For the low, Low, LOW price of $1M + any remaining integrity you might have lying around!”

I swear to god republicans found out Penis Inspection Day wasn’t real and are now making it a thing to save face.

It’s asinine that a budget has any power over the judicial branch.

Fuck Israel

I was meaning to get this on sale, but you know… I’m good now

kidnapping human trafficking

Well that wasn’t their goal, so…

Well he showed up a failure, so…

They use the other words. It’s a difference in culture.

As long as I’m not losing fingers for a “Monkey’s Paw” or genie-style “You get your wish but with a twist” kinda thing, take 'em all.

More thought would need to be invested if there was a twist.

At times like this, it’s fun to replace the word “woke” with “communist” and understand the late 1910s better. 100+ years and all their fear mongering did was change out words.

7, 14, 79 comes pretty close. 35, 132, 627 are even closer.

I hope the CEO thinks long and hard about it while he takes his jet to work in the morning. Supercommuting asshole.