No mention of the Wadsworth Constant? Have we forgotten it so soon?

Saw one park at the grocery store the other day. The passenger got out and used the bottom of his shirt to avoid touching the door as he closed. Imagine having to teach your friends and family not to touch your car or it’ll rust.

Reminds me of Spy magazine’s analysis of our good friend Santa Claus: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-physics-of-santa-and-his-reindeer/

“routine”

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means