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A geologist and archaeologist by training, a nerd by inclination - books, films, fossils, comics, rocks, games, folklore, and, generally, the rum and uncanny… Let’s have it!
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- Yrtree.me - it’s still early days for me in the Fediverse, so bear with me
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0·3 months agoIf I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident
🤔 Seen this?
Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
Hope this helps:
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Banned!
Oopsie
Or am I turning into Bizarro?
It works and is all-weather. Plus it probably already smells a bit of wee.
1·5 months agoI’ve known that reports on Lemmy are faulty and Admin only reports, or more control of who receives them has been suggested but Lemmy’s devs never listen.
Yeah, the person being reported shouldn’t get the report and they currently do if they Mod the forum the post is on or Admin the instance the post is on, the reporter is on and the reportee is on. That’s open to abuse.
0·7 months agoIt’s worse than that - the scorpion might stick to its promise but hops off half-way across to be replaced by a far less amiable scorpion.
0·10 months agoCar parks aren’t really known for their aesthetic beauty.
Possibly, but there is a second photo from a different angle. However, this would have been newsworthy and I can’t find anything on it, so…
Moderates
- Obituaries@feddit.uk
Can’t say I’ve ever seen that done before but it is surprisingly effective.