These are great, love to see more

How would you be able to tell?

They forgot I’m him. I’m him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I’m a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it.

It seems a pretty farfetched connection since the terrorist attack had nothing to do with politicians or severed limbs, the only connection is that a bad violent thing happened in Norway.

But probably still good to take out references to violence against specific political figures regardless, and the new joke is better imo

This is a sauce, not a soup.

You already mentioned them, but I’m a huge fan of lentils. They go with so much stuff and you can combine them with a variety of spices. Give me any leftover ingredients and some lentils, and I’ll cook up something delicious. I can and will eat lentil soup for days.

They are also a pretty solid crop, they can grow in a variety of climates, require little water and are good for the soil.