Stop watching jobs and get an anime.

The virginity is less of an issue than 31 years of loneliness. Like, people say you don’t need a relationship to be happy and that’s true, but it really doesn’t fucking help in the slightest. It’s just a pointless platitude from people who don’t understand the pain.

Dangit, now how am I gonna get my piscine superpowers/fish shaped tumors?

I only punch interdimensionally. Damn those lazy Gorblecks.