Only if you ask me to.

It’s usually ‘polyglot’ though, right?

We constantly get accused of taking two lovers, thus lowering the amount available for others, despite the incredible challenge of just trying to keep one around when they think you want to cheat on them with someone of the opposite sex.

I have no idea where I’m at, because the difference between a 9 and a 7, or a 4 and a 7, doesn’t really get into my mind much. I think some of my kinks would get me banned from places, but they’re mostly fantasy. They would never happen in real life. So does that make me a 10, or am I only a 5 because I set hard limits and know I don’t want those things, only to imagine them?

…now, that being said, if there was some way to experience something and recover (so no permanent injuries, physical OR mental), I’d try just about everything. I know I wouldn’t like everything, but I’d try it just to say I had.

Anyway, peg me about a 7. Between the occasional furry fling (and all the craziness drawn art can get up to, whoah), deepthroating 13" dildos, and my libido, I’d say I’m pretty perverted.

No, or at least, not necessarily. Physically, I like females smaller than me and males bigger than me, and some other odd quirks that are definitely different between the sexes. Redheads and blondes drive me wild, for example, if they’re women, but turn me off in men. Give me black hair and dark eyes that frame a kissable male mouth…mm.

Mentally/personality is about the same for desire though.

Haha, no! I’ve always followed the pre-social-media-selling-our-info advice of no real names, and definitely no pictures. In person meetings or bust!

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and bust? Hmm, decisions.

It’s been a while since I last talked about it, but I had hit my limit with the deepthroating because of the size of my dildo. The horse cock was just a little too large to get down the throat, so I went and got a slightly smaller diameter one that is just a tad longer. It definitely gets into the esophagus now.

Sadly, I don’t know if the physical limit has been reached. :( I can’t quite comfortably thrust in and out without triggering the gag reflex. I’ve worked on it a few times, but no improvements yet. Also, sadly, I don’t really have anyone to brag to about it. Practicing deepthroating definitely doesn’t come up in casual conversations with friends and coworkers, lmao.

If you can stomach going back to reddit, or using one of the front-ends that still work, the old bad dragon subreddit had a list of dozens or hundreds of manufacturers. Pick one that looks enticing, is a size you can like, and that has good reviews so you know you’re not buying poor quality.

Formal writing for an essay or research paper? Baaad.

For the purpose of placing emphasis or highlighting a way of speaking in fiction? It can be okay.