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9 months ago“No, no. We ‘bought’ your debt. You work for Arby’s now.”
Jikal
Former top 1%'er of Reddit (as if that means anything). Finally free. Let’s go bois.
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Cake day: June 19th, 2023
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4·9 months agoNo-bake cookies with Splenda instead of sugar. My wife made some and they turned out looking amazing, but had the taste of Bitrex. Absolutely foul.
5 Watt laser pointer and etch dicks onto every wooden surface I see
5·9 months agoIf his head falls into a bowl of milk with a color changing spoon I’d love it even more
“Would you like to sign up for our awful credit card?” Nah. “Would you like to sign up for a free trial of our plus service that you’ll never use?” No thanks. “Do you want the X month protection plan for your USB drive that’s 10x the cost of what you’re paying today?” What? No. “Would you like to donate to this charity the company totally could but won’t but say we raised all this money for?” Nope.