Magnets and stickers aren’t significantly better than thoughts and prayers, but cost more.

Yes, stupid trumponians don’t understand that some things are extremely easy to substitute. Alcohol is one of such things.

I want to say that immediately after resolving those issues I’ve made and configured regular backups, but that would be a lie

Do it now. Yes, right now. It is a 30-minute adventure: rsync here, some script there… And it will inevitably save your ass eventually.

vile attack

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Side fish is enough.

Or a frog with a cigarette.

Does it come with pooping on cars and people part?

29 IS hot. Alaska or not.

What? The top portrait is just bad.

Are you a billionaire?

Shhh, you’re frightening the guy whose max dreams were raisins to chocolate. Don’t overwhelm him. Be calm and nice.

Trump: … US citizen SO FAR. Shut up or you’ll be covfefed in a second. The US is beautifully great again! Even my friend Putin agrees.

Have you bought your god at Temu? Replace it with something less pathetic. Carrots to chicken tier at least.

Relax, they are not heavy while young, so the impact won’t be serious. Some bloody snot cleaning from the glass max. Not a big deal.

What’s the point? Water to wine is really cool, shit to fish is also cool. But slightly change the cookie ingredients? That’s my grandmother’s level. She’s a nice woman but doesn’t claim some voodoo-smoodoo goddo powers.

Ex-US? The US is no more? The Beautiful State of Trumponia it is now?

Baha, leave the balls alone!

Give them the guns. That’s the duel-tier material!

Jailer, let those men free…

A real villain should always plan that far. Muahahaha!