True your two remarks.
And we also have a few very questionable representatives/candidate to whatever elections around here, but so far none that has managed to get away from a failed coup at the previous election — sorry, it was unintentional but I may have hinted at the candidate I was surprised was still able to run tor presidency ;)
Well, Debian has a 32-bit ISO, and since Ubuntu is based on Debian you may consider giving it a try?
https://www.debian.org/distrib/