It would be absolutely cursed if the best way to get a home in America was to copy and paste a bunch of ape nft screencaps and pretend you have a million dollar collection.

Who am I kidding, they’d probably count that as banking fraud and send your ass to jail within months.

I saw a youtube news clip title that made it sound like Trump had a heated gamer moment on live TV.

Guy forces out cussing like Shadow the Edgehog.

(How do we not have a Shadow emote yet???)

Could it be? Is this the magical holiday spirit I’m feeling that I keep hearing so much about every year?