Polyester, that’s why.

Isn’t this a shot from Indiana Jones?

Fox News male audience: OMG where is a dick i can suck? I didn’t want to be stuck!!!

And my bonds

Jesus Christ!

First comic in a long ass time that i actually thought was funny.

Alien

We investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong.

As soon as you’re done the scene repeats. Welcome to hell…

Well, they could easily get rid of the unibrow, but then how could people ever differentiate an iPhone from an Android? Madness.

Without a description… just a pic of a dish.

Copy/Paste

Ok thanks, will do

How is the 2004 Animated series compared to the 1992 series?

What did you find?

Get ready for the prefabricated script from HR. Have your questions about benefits, 401k, unemployment, etc ready. Concerning yolo, at the end light a cigar?

He will never go to jail. He’s too “big” and doing so will probably set off the Jan. 6 nut jobs. At best he will get a fine, probation, house arrest, etc. Sad state of affairs in the US. However, if he does get sentenced to go to jail that would be a wonderful surprise.

A MILLION DOLLARS! Austin Powers scene.

No. But for 100 million 🤔

Started the fire then acts like everyone needs to calm down.

Phrasing!