TIL Isaac Newton was so smart he invented new muscle groups for himself

To be fair, they do have to come up with a relatively unique title for each article and neither of these titles are particularly extreme. It could be argued that these are unbiased and they just need to market it to a world with no attention span.

What would be more telling is the content of the articles themselves. Which, if human nature is anything to go by, are almost certainly quite biased.

You realize in a communist society you have to pull your weight too?

This is a desired thing so long as it also means actually living, not just existing

Evolution turned out wildly different in an alternate universe where E comes before C except after I

What’s really scary is when you know exactly how it works and it’s still a conspiracy

a high school in London is trialing a 12-hour school day to prepare pupils for adult life.

More like prepare students for literal, actual slavery under capitalism. Bullshit like this is why the younger generations don’t want to work. We are absolutely not lazy we just don’t want to work in world that treats us like our only purpose in existence is to work to ourselves death sucking off all the rich fucking cunts just so we still can’t pay rent or buy food.

We really need to bring back the guillotine before it’s too late.

Help me, salt-vinegar chipobi! Your my only hope . . .

That one looks stoned af

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Both are great insults

Some great names. Sneutrino, zino, wino

Hey, I turned my PlayStation on the other day

But then it had to update :(

If I’m smart enough to get stuck in the peer review process I will absolutely just say fuck you

I’m not sure I like my factory defaults anymore

The first time I heard the term gooey it was from someone I don’t like so now I can’t stand it. All I can think about is buying that dude a toothbrush, but then he’d probably go on about how toothbrushes are actually bad for your health.

Are ya ready kids!

Currently working on the second option. I bet if money was taken out of the equation the industry would change pretty quick, but then the billionaires wouldn’t get their precious yearly raise.

They went to the panel to learn how to use it properly

Burger: No wrong way to swallow, feels more legit on the 'ol tongue, twice the quantity of “value size”

Thankfully, no. I actually can eat, it’s just very not fun and there’s like a 50/50 chance of throwing up. The doctors just keep telling me to change my diet like that’ll solve everything (it won’t, I tried).