Russia pulls out the biggest nuke in its arsenal and reintroduces Soviet-era Plombir

Why do you think they started so many wars? It keeps failing so they have to keep starting another one

The year is 2074. The globe in peril has left the former world powers on the brink of communist revolution. NATO, trying desperately to stay relevant, appropriates communist aesthetics in classic fascist fashion…

In their opinion, capitalist exploitation, capitalist competition, the individualist ideology of capitalist society, and so on, can all be found in ancient slave society, or even in primitive society, and will exist for ever unchanged. … The fundamental cause of the development of a thing is not external but internal; it lies in the contradictoriness within the thing.

Mao Zedong, On Contradictions

Top tier shitpost

freak out the lizard part of the brain

speaks in Burgerland

Aha! So the lizard people are running the country. I’ve got you now, commie!

Well, technically conservatives are liberals so that was the only way for him to actually be right

This of course makes sense if you’re aware of what liberalism is like people here are, but the amount of USA citizens that know this are 0%

From USA, can confirm

No one really explains the gap there how someone born straight suddenly has a desire to be gay because they saw two guys holding hands.

That’s because the quiet part — that perhaps some of the people holding the views themselves won’t or can’t admit — is that these people aren’t anywhere close to 100% cishet, and only put on a front of looking that way due to compulsive cisheteronormativity.

The vast majority of Americans didn’t realize Ukraine even existed until the conflicts.

I know, but my point is that with it now being legal, poor families will now sell their kids out as young as they possibly can out of desperation to anyone who will pay to earn wages even the adults can’t get, and now you’ve just made child slavery a thing, and growing necessity, as real wages continue to decline

Now I’m just imagining some cracker clutching their pearls after mishearing you and thinking you’re talking about voodoo.

I learned the Cyrillic alphabet when I was younger — my piano teacher was from the Ukrainian SSR and left in 1991. I’d definitely like to study Russian more someday :)

Instead of using over the top liberal bias, let’s add an over the top communist bias.

Every country starts out at 0.

+1 for every successful communist revolution aided

-1 for every successful counterrevolution aided

Reread your comment from the perspective of a family struggling to make ends meet

大変そうですね。頑張ってくれませんか。

どうして日本語を勉強していますか。

TIL “have you eaten” is a Chinese greeting. I really should take a look at a Chinese textbook sometime, would be pretty helpful

I’m glad Hexbear is back up now!

Hiii :3

Yeah, you sometimes have to just reply with the shortcodes anyways even though they aren’t here