Sounds cool, but I sure as fuck don’t want my ISP to be marshalling this data.

Try reading the article.

Since when has legality mattered?

Roseanne Barr, probably.

Why did I wake up this morning.

Probably by how everyone is using the downvote button as a “press this if you’re short and angry” button.

I didn’t count my facial piercings

But I only have seven holes

Imagine if encyclopedias had ads

If they’re saying it, it’s a lie.

Sporty

You don’t seem to understand.

I am literally 6’5". That fact is being disagreed with.

Furthermore, y’all are short.

I wasn’t aware that it was specifically targeting criminals at all.

No, I’m just 6’5"

Edit: downvotes? Do you reject reality and substitute your own?

Edit edit: apparently it’s just an “I’m angy that I’m short” button

Why would I thank management for this?

That’s short

Devs are famously bad at estimating how long a software project will take.

No, highly complex creative work is inherently extremely difficult to estimate.

Anyway, not shocked at all by the results. This is a great start that begs for larger and more rigorous studies.

This is what’s keeping me afloat while America tanks its own economy

hahaha

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