Tabitha ☢️[she/her]

Conservatives: all glimpses of porn are automatically upgraded to ADDICTION.

Progressives: all porn actors are automatically upgraded to HUMAN TRAFFICKING VICTIMS.

you support ADDICTION and HUMAN TRAFFICKING

the intro of From uses this song

Minecraft is the funkopops of retrogaming.

also Interstellar pisses me off because it’s a dumbass time travel bullshit movie that branded itself as hard scifi with space travel but was actually about invisible space wizards doing a Deus Ex Machina.

Everybody says Dark is a better Stranger Things (around the Season 1/2 time period), but Dark is a really boring alternative to Stranger Things that replaced cool Lovecraftian shit with boring ass “it’s sooo deep when you call it a time travel paradox instead of endless meandering and plotholes”.

And to be fair, Stranger Things Season 4 (which was already in decline) also retconned all the cool Lovecraftian shit with boring ass “some random asshole has super powers for literally no reason”.

TLDR: a “trader” is anyone who makes money via the Apple App Store

Developers who make money from the ‌App Store‌ through either an upfront purchase price or through in-app purchases are considered traders, regardless of size.

I’m guessing you also had it on your screen, then when you unlock your phone, it showed for just enough time to recognize it, but not enough time to react and open it to play it, then facebook or youtube auto reloads you to the homepage without warning.

no, 4 is the exact number of evers.

the Internet never forgets

this one goes both ways, if someone is doxing you, it’ll be online FOUR FUCKING EVER, but if it was a cool website/funny meme/ good software, it’s probably on somebody’s downloads folder, but it can easily disappear and you’ll never see it again.

I’ve have good experience with MEGA, they were offering 50GB free when I signed up, I think they’re offering 20GB on their free tier now. Your files are stored on disk locally while also avaliable on the cloud via their website and mobile apps.

The North Atlantic Fella Organization (NAFO, a play on NATO)

basically self-identified NATO fans

Libs: Alright, we’ve given you the free-est markets possible, let’s see some of that generous charity.

Capitalist: starts a think-tank that’s legally a non-profit and hires failson-of-CEO for role of CEO

Libs: That’s the most generous thing I’ve ever seen!

I mostly don’t read work emails because work’s email client is weird and shitty instead of good and normal.

I always see speech-to-text stuff and text-to-speech stuff but never voice-to-voice.

amazon sent my friend a bottle of animal medicine, which was clearly already opened, with the liquid clearly refilled with a mystery fluid, and filled all the way to the cap.

are you looking for a website, desktop app, mobile app? Google Docs is all of those. which operating system(s)?

I wouldn’t worry about this unless it’s a game or software, and even then, the non-pirated version probably has DRM that’s somehow worse than malware.

Now if your video file ends up being a password protected rar and you don’t already know the password, just delete it and find another video torrent.

Which Linux did you install? How old is your installation? Do you have auto update enabled or do you regularly install updates?

My family never said that, but I’ve heard a lot of the native English speakers say that.

People now be like “there use to be megafauna”

People soon will be like “remember when we use to have mediumfauna?”