You’d think half of Lemmy used to be editors the way everyone obsesses over headlines here.

My ex used to massage the anxiety out of my arms from shoulders to fingers like toothpaste. It was great. If you have someone close, try it.

Playing an instrument works wonders too.

Not for much longer

Who the fuck cares lmao

So… I called it. It’s a place called Redemption Service. They told me I could redeem my $100 gift card lol.

Their website is ridiculous.

Master the Legal/Law Matrix! Master the Debt/Money Matrix! America’s #1 and “ORIGINAL” UCC / Redemption, Secured Party Creditor, and Sovereignty Source for Liberty and Freedom

I don’t recommend giving them any traffic.

You know winters coming when the helicopters start flying south again.

Cool story, bro. Hope it works out for you.

Lmao! You’re just going to totally disregard what you said yesterday about making money off it?

Love it.

I made around 2,000-3,000 USD monthly, moving around 40,000 USD in volume.

People would ask me to sell them crypto and then I’d buy it on a crypto exchange and then sell it to them.

Are you on drugs?

Good.

You know you’re winning the war when you start locking up teenagers who question it…

Remind us. How much money have you spent on crypto?

I agree. Why weren’t they all done last November?

Catch and release

Lmao I’m not even going to bother with any of that BS you just typed, it’s so ridiculous.

“I move 40 grand around in crypto all the time, but I’m totally not a crypto bro. The risks are just that’s it’s bullshit that gets accounts closed”

I’m sorry man. But you are legit a crypto bro, and apparently a pretty scummy one at that. Guess I was the one you had to hear it from.

Be better.

18 hours ago:

You can make significant money by trading crypto peer-to-peer. It is incredibly risky but you can make around 6-7% profit after fees. I made around 2,000-3,000 USD monthly, moving around 40,000 USD in volume. The main risks are chargebacks and account closures.

I don’t know. You tell me.

This is the type of bs that should be in a Shower Thoughts comm.

But if a cypto-bro is making up making fun of a Tesla car, at least that’s progress.

Right? Hit’em with a fine they can’t agree with. Make the bastards sit back in their fancy corner office chairs.

It’s so bad even toddlers are killing people with them.

I finally saw one in real life. On the highway. It’s shocking how aggressively dumb they look in person. Photos don’t do it justice. It seriously looks like a giant unrendered N64… thing.

Did you win/ and or make it home alive?