What are you fuckers gonna do when you run out of letters in the alphabet for all your disorders?

You honestly don’t see any left wing bias in the media? Be honest now. Honest.

It adds flavor.

He probably drinks mightily too. That’ll do it.

Way to objectify Women. Asshat.

Don’t forget about all the low level non violent drug offenders she shoveled into the CDCR back in her persecutor days.

We got a real badass over here!

Wow, your sacrifices are truly inspiring.

Howdy fellow Texan!

I don’t know, I ain’t no huge fan of the “law and order” types. But cracking an 80something year old dude in the head with a hammer is pretty fucked up.

This shit blew my mind back in the day, much like how I can plug a dongle into my cigarette lighter and somehow Bluetooth my phone to my old ass stereo.

I’ll make my own cubes! Will a sawsall get through that motherfucker?

No idiot. Pay attention.

Until you go outside. Luckily, I have a teenaged kid who can tell me what shit means while giggling at my greying beard.

I dont have to be stabbed in the eye with a pen to know I wouldn’t enjoy it.

We have this ridiculous system at my work. Knives are prohibited, but get through all the time, tape measures and water bottles really piss it off though.

Nope! My kid is almost grown up, and I want another one. Mid life crisis over here lol.

You’ve just made an enemy for life!

Might want to fix that typo there.

Are you saying the US doesn’t have a gang problem?