TomMasz

There’s way more detail in the butt than seems necessary.

Then there’s the eyes of flounders.

Wikipedia

You can’t make this stuff up.

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?

Let’s ignore the obvious for months, then act shocked that the obvious was happening all along.

Here’s my number, call me maybe?

Might not be that long, they could have easily had it all lying around. They don’t seem like the type to go out and buy new lumber just because.

The US and Israel are separate countries, right? Admittedly, the lines are getting a bit blurry these days.

ICE will just round up some more brown people to make him feel better.

They look stupid. And contagious.

Yes, I know who this is (and isn’t).

I’ve thought about that, but it seems like the kind of thing you don’t want to get cheap on.

1 or 2 carbon bike wheels, depending on size, riding style, terrain, etc.

The US is a joke and all the world is laughing at us.

That’s because many older people remember being sick with diseases that have since become preventable thanks to vaccines. I remember the long lines at a local high school for the polio vaccine. Parents couldn’t vaccinate their kids fast enough. I missed a week of Little League baseball because my parents decided that at age 12, I was too old for the measles vaccine. I’ll be getting vaccinated in a back alley if I have to, there’s no way I’m going back to the 1950s.

They don’t understand why customers bought VMware in the first place.

Duck and Cover!

That “break” occurred a while ago. He’s a DINO at this point.

Not an aviation expert, but that sure looks like an excessive amount of tape.

Given ICE’s questionable legality, this tracks.

Is there a proper way to share data on your citizens?