They had to ruin it by putting that dude’s face on it.
Wrong. That’s Brannigan’s law.
Inexpensive cars
Is the owner allowed to write off food donations like this?
They’re from the mirror universe.
I use Textra
When there’s an umbrella-rush, sell rain.
Your watch… does the charger plug into the USB, or does USB plug into the watch?
This is perfect, because it sounds like the toddler that he is.
Why not both?
That theory might work if the data point labels didn’t directly correspond with the Y axis labels.
Joker is the other movie.
They’re also trying to trick you into staying.
Brass diggers?
His joke always reminds me of Patrice O’Neal’s counter point:
Says the person using fucking spaghetti to drink it.
You can’t have your chocolate gold metal and eat it too.
“I said no olive juice… I don’t like it (gulp) dirty.”