I am now convinced German is just a made up language.

♪ ROoOmE! Fuck yeah! Comin’ again to save the motherfuckin day, Yeah!♪

Omegas are Jewish, don’t be antiseptic.

How could he not fuck himself, look at them tiddies.

A little fancier than that, mine doesn’t actually make the ice, it orders it directly from an ice breaker ship at the polar icecap and has it delivered via drone. A little more money, but worth it.

I know nothing about Iran or its policies but I respect any president who wears a bomber jacket to go sign shit.

Then why is their name Iran and not Istopandfight

Are we talking the freezer compartment or the sulfuric acid compartment.

I love that even in Pakistan there are people who also say “Jesus” to convey astonishment 😂