Oh my god this would work

Don’t make us send the gnarly weapons!

Where are they gathering?

I would check Waffle House.

Get a better lawyer, divorce him as you were advised in the previous threads, and do not try to contact him yourself anymore. Truly let all that psychodrama go.

Gay robots.

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Furiously parses every word of your sentence, with a special minute examination of the emoji

YoUr BoOtStRaPs!

There will be no lube.

It’s not wasted, it’s practice!

Don’t let that part of your brain that wants to inhibit you win on this one. You tried, but the dude wasn’t available, so it doesn’t even count! Now you get to try again!

They are revealing that they do not sleep well through the night.

The British sent us Beatles and Monty Python, let them have this.

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

A friend gave me an invitation a few months ago but when I tried to join they were like, “You know what? Not you.”

So now I’m too petty to join.

People that sue to keep insurrectionists off the ballot are fine by me.

Do I have to be sexist to like it? Because I like it a lot.