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caution advised, that rill may be a deadly vertical river instead

insecticidal soap ­– fill a spray bottle with water, add a couple drops of liquid soap (Dr. Bronners or J&J Baby Shampoo)

non-paywall archive

“Aedes aegypti is a mosquito that can spread dengue fever, chikungunya, Zika fever, Mayaro and yellow fever viruses, and other disease agents”

they automatically gets converted to JPEG/MOV files

nope

unless they’re priests – mixed fabrics were only for the elite, not the peons

classic sawmill gravy was based off béchamel but using cheap items with food shortages after the Revolutionary War – I think it should be relatively straight forward to adapt …

• start with a roux from flour and oil (coconut oil, light olive oil, avocado oil)
• thicken with plant milk (almond milk, oat milk)
• flavor with black pepper (maybe a hint of liquid smoke)
• season to taste with salt (or mushroom seasoning (Asian grocery, Trader Joe’s) or Vegemite)

“toilet water for men”

sponsored by Raytheon and [Redacted]’s Child Hunting Island

the products and services sponsoring today’s show? they definitely won’t sell your kidneys, you have our word on that!

if the E. coli doesn’t get you, then the red tide or flesh eating bacteria surely will!

“Since the real purpose of socialism is precisely to overcome and advance beyond the predatory phase of human development”

—Albert Einstein, “Why Socialism”, Monthly Review (1949-05)

Deja Vu (but Worse)

forget Martha Stewart – but Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson as heads of the DEA and FDA

keeps getting better the further you read:

¹⁴ For if you forgive other people for their offenses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. ¹⁵ But if you do not forgive other people, then your Father will not forgive your offenses.