Yeah, cause they need to figure out how to get Trump what he wants even though it’s clearly dead-brained as fuck.

The answer is fucking no, obviously.

The largest category of us theft is wage theft. So, ya know, gonna guess it’s not legal

Don’t reply to fascists. They don’t deserve it

Yes, it was joke. To those who don’t speak French, it just sounds like “no” with a French accent.

Mayuko*

Not the fucking Air Bud defense

… wouldn’t that be pronounced the same, though?

Synonyms, true synonyms. No real difference between them (except don’t use inflammable in safety situations, for above reasons)

Source or artist?

Profits

That’s Matt Parker of Stand-up Maths

Yes, it’s about tariffs but… still

Yeah, everyone knows that ceramic has more thermal reactivity than air, so the plate will slide right off /s

Nah, we ban fascists cause fascists are asshole losers who only want to be taken seriously.

It’s an air sac

Yeah, no shit. It was all about maximizing profits and that’s it.

“I guess it’s not Hawaii”

Meanwhile hawaii:

Sarcasm? Use the tag