that guy

The genocide will continue until morale improves

Find my keys

Big pharma undermined its own credibility by pushing opiates and other flawed medicines. The conspiracy theorists brought a tiny spark to a huge pile of debris and now there’s a tire fire burning forever. I hope the short term gains and wholesale loss of lives were worth it for these sick individuals.

Sorry but this sounds disgusting. A 3D printed eel is a robot’s turd

Don’t know who this is or why I should care or why I should care about the edits

Billionaires are the real welfare queens

It was trained on everyone’s personal messages which is why it’s pleading like a domestic abuser

People like to pretend Mastodon is confusing

Never worn

Obviously we should ban all weapons because of this outlier case

I’d like to see him do a shift at the warehouse and not get fired

VIPees only

Name a perfect time for everybody

Can’t you guys just make normal art with it?

And an uncovered pot of soup? GET OUT

This isn’t a phase, it’s who I am

When I want an ad gone, I reach for brand name soda. Brand name soda, it means you’re smart.

Is this where our discourse has gone? Jingle bells batman smells, good luck and good night.

My favorite is Edge trying to plead with you not to switch browsers

I don’t see the draw. Do people like Pedro Pascal because they feel bad for his GoT character? I don’t have anything against him as a person or an actor but he seems like your average TV grade actor. Someone you would have seen ages ago in a show like LOST and forgot about. Good for him but I don’t get why people online act like he’s the best thing to happen to television