I assume you’re joking, but for anyone unfamiliar, an ASP is a collapsible metal baton that police frequently carry.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

… And here’s Bob, practicing for the new X-Games sport, Extreme MRI Freestyle.

I like NoScript in theory, but I had to stop using it. It broke too many websites to the point of unusability for me. I just stick with uBlock Origin and use the element zapper as needed anymore.

No eat hot chip?

Metaphorically speaking, at least.

Or Windows ME. Ugh.

I can understand him now, but when I was younger, I didn’t pay that much attention and just thought he was speaking gibberish.

Isn’t that basically Boomhauer on King of the Hill?

Makes sense to me. If you lack the critical thinking skills to see the contradictions in the fairy tales the Bible serves up, you’re likely to miss the fact that the guy paying lip service to ‘Christian values’ is the antithesis to said values.

Nah. I’ve been talking shit about Marvel movies since the first Xmen movies came out.

Do we get to play nightcrawlers?

Sure, picking an individual stock is basically gambling, but investing in index funds is basically betting on the house. And the house always wins.*

*Unless Trump is running it at least.

I would prefer he leaves this plane of existence.

Atlantis is now on display at Kennedy Space Center. The exhibit with it is very cool to experience. The shuttle is somehow both larger and smaller than I was expecting.

I think you may be mistaking hatred of Trump with fervor for Harris.

I’m not thrilled with Harris, but if it’s going to be between her and that orange shitstain, it’s an easy choice.

Are you kidding? With what he’s already said and done? Anyone still on the Trump train isn’t going to hop off for that. Most of them probably use it among themselves anyway. His supporters would eat that shit up.

He has neither the warmth nor depth.

To your second point, it’s because most of them hate the US and/or capitalism, and want to see it implode.

Wasn’t that before they bought out Sprint, though?