I was until I got my bidet!

TIL!

If it’s a steal, buy it and try it. Worst case, you could turn a small profit by reselling it.

May i see the output of neofetch?

Take my money! All of it!

Let’s not go crazy.

He’s Canadian? Didn’t he run for president in 2016? I know I could ddg this…

Tbf, I wasn’t a leemy user when we met. But I agree. She has terrible taste in men.

Our wives must know each other. Me recently: it’s not useless junk! It’s a CD tower NAS with 10 base t token ring capability! The guy who ran a bbs in my local calling area had one that served up Warez in 1997! I was a very early adopter of mp3. I used the original program released by the fraunhoeffer Institute to rip my friend’s metallica bootlegs and upload them for extra leech credits. It would take half a day to encode 128kbps mp3 files on my non-mmx cyrix 6x86, and I could only store 1 CD worth of mp3s at a time on my 800mb hard drive. Besides, I got a really good deal on it!

You delicious bastard! Thanks for the rook tip.

I get it. Date your distro, marry your browser.

I miss the level of customization you could do in Vivaldi, down to minute details. But I don’t miss it enough to put up with ads and tracking nonsense.

I started on Firefox back when it was a beta called Phoenix. I eventually moved to chromium based browsers like the rest of the world, but now I’m back. I’ve come full circle!

My wife didn’t even notice when I turned on the pi-hole. She also told me she thinks there’s a virus on her phone.

I made the switch from Vivaldi back to Firefox recently. I loved Vivaldi, but I’m happy with Firefox too.

I think it’s a delusion of grandeur.

This is a trend? Then why all of the sudden can’t I find any cookies in my local grocery stores that aren’t hard as tits? This has been my cookie preference for my whole life!!

Gas like natural gas? Or gas like gasoline? I’m sure it’s the former, but I take nothing for granted anymore.

Coo coo ka cha!

Everybody knows that Arkansas grows the finest coffee beans in the world.

Hypoallergenic condoms are made out of vinyl.

I watched kids with my mom when I was 17 or 18.