Just to clarify, TN is barely a net contributor to the federal budget. They are a net contributor by $4 billion, NY state is a net contributor of $89 billion.

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Guarantee this guy pays a statuesque blonde to beat the shit out of him, or wishes he could afford to.

A good friend of mine from high school got his physics PhD at University of Texas and went on to work in the high energy plasma physics lab there with the Texas Petawatt laser, and a lot of the experiments it was used for involved plasma turbulence and determining what path energetic particles would take in a hypothetical fusion reactor.

Recently on the geologic scale, so roughly 100,000 years.

Millions of people around the country turned out to protest that, and the protests are ongoing. Also, this isn’t “one more brown guy,” he’s one of the most visible politicians in the country right now.

Also, if your rep is not on the list, call their office and express your appreciation that they voted to move forward with impeachment.

It confused me at 34.

How far we’ve come (fallen?) from the days of alt.tasteless trolling rec.pets.cats.

I’ve met far too many people who either subscribed or would have subscribed to Cat Fancy.

Alberta’s rep as the Texas of Canada seems more and more accurate every day.

Look up Jaime Loftus’ excellent podcast “My Year in MENSA” for an in-depth look at the organization.

I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

Yeah, all the detail was the bare minimum to show that the car was used as a weapon.

“Dan Quayle: the best reason not to assassinate George Bush” - Ice-T

I can’t even read this shit anymore. I’m almost more furious with the Democrats than the republicans at this point. Every single nominee should have been a knock-down, drag-out fight. We’d be better off with an empty cabinet than the array of lickspittles and lunatics in there now.

It’s really bad when Tulsi Gabbard is one of the only trustworthy people in the administration.

I don’t want to be “pretty,” I want to be devastatingly handsome. I want to be actaeonizingly beautiful to all genders.

I learned yesterday that the USFL was initially supposed to be a summer league, to give football players who weren’t NFL-ready out of college a chance to upskill. Donald Trump insisted it have games in the fall, directly competing with the NFL instead. The league failed the same year it moved.

Donald Trump is the anti-Midas: everything he touches turns into garbage.

They were probably thinking “the fence will go up next week” and then “oh dang, we don’t have the money for the fence now.”

You can tell it’s parody because it describes an actual valuable feature.

Over 1000x the attendance at the military parade.