Free food that drops out of the trees? Get the fuck outta here.

Income isn’t stable and isn’t enough to be considered fuck you money.

Morrison, J. Mantis shrimp’s super colour vision debunked. Nature (2014). https://doi.org/10.1038/nature.2014.14578

Published23 January 2014

DOI
https://doi.org/10.1038/nature.2014.14578

Minus confusing the heck out of those that need to read the braille

Salsa with cream cheese. Looks like vomit, which is actually a plus because you don’t have to share!