Went from delusional to schizophrenic.

My own mother encourages me to beat my kids, just like she did to me. And the bitch wonders why I don’t answer her phone calls.

Surely you’re using the sewing kit for torn clothes and not your childs wounds, right?

I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.