They’re allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.

How else is the Kremlin supposed to finish destroying the US. Duh!

I remember when running a successful business required accountants to count the beans. Is this what running government as a business looks like?

I always wanted to learn how to bankrupt more than one casino. Now I know.

Totally normal.

This sounds as observant as the epiphany that you can’t breathe under water unassisted.

Do you honestly believe that this administration will do anything to Zuck’s Meta?

This is like one of those “downloading” progress windows that get stuck on 99% for hours, you hit “cancel” and the download had been done all along.

Dealing. Is an art.

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Is q-anon Elon Musk? What? I’m just asking questions.

It was not a Jaguar. 😸

Any appointment Trump makes is always the worst possible person.

I’m actually binging “The Practice” (late 90’s) and I’m loving it!

Andre Bougher and Andy Samberg at the end of Brooklyn 99 episode “The Box”. After a long night of interrogating a suspect, they emerge only to realize that it’s already morning of the next day and they have this extremely honest moment of father figure and son.

I’m sure neither he nor his Mafia aren’t making any money from these market swings.

The libertarians want everything for free. Interesting.

I’m giving palliative care to my 14 year old hound. His appetite is still good and he’s mobile, but this is one of the hardest times in my adult life, even though I’ve been preparing myself, knowing that his breed’s life expectancy is around twelve years. Last time I had to put a pet down was a car cat I kept for 15 years and that sucked too, but it’s been a long time since then.

Every single authoritarian in history has fallen out faded away. Every single one. Will you and/or I see it? Probably not, although I hope that we are close to a cusp in history. The pendulum has been artificially pushed to the right, the current status has been built on lies and deceit - it can’t be sustained.

Python likes giving lists.