The lion will however concern himself with the medical bill after the ambulance has to take him to the hospital.

Get me a bloody steak and some fucking potates too while you’re at it!

long time no see zabumafu

I once heard (meaning I haven’t the slightest idea of how accurate this is) that there was a Lincoln speech where his political opponents were disrupting it and so he went into the crowd to pick one of them up and then throw him a good 3 meters away.

Dean Norris making selfies with the most random bullshit’s got to be it’s own genre by now

dog you meant

does that mean anakin detransitioned?

Why ‘Fuck that’?

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM

will definetly haunt me in my nightmares to come

köcce geri

woeM

and if i’m spiritually a boomer, then what, should i not enjoy my offensively mediocre memes?

that kind of makes me disappointed

for a moment i thought this was loss

Also is this for real? Never looked into truck transmissions or even just thought about them in general.

this comment made me cry a bit on the inside

Fake: everything until the linebreak

Gay: everything after the linebreak

why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking

This one’s real, I’m the phone

I disagree. It really is just way simpler and also in most cases it solves whatever problem you have much faster.