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noooo not my whiskey barrel butt plugs for the groomsmen!
noooo not my whiskey barrel butt plugs for the groomsmen!
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how fucked am I on the housing front? I’m somewhere between poor and not poor
ty in advance
Wow I just commented positively on some conman reposting this…
I feel fucking disgusting yet relieved to be here
Legitimately rad find 🤙
Lick you all over and tell you how perfect you are, while I choke you
so tired of people who believe in magic being treated like sane, trustworthy adults. keep them out of positions of power and put them somewhere they can be treated and rehabilitated. not surprising for a state like Oklahoma, but fuckin christ these poor bastards need to find their bootstraps and figure out reality
ensuring profits for the next generation of shareholders
Republicans are usually some combo of ignorant fucking morons, straight up evil, financially motivated, or fascist. Get these people together and it’s basically a poker table of grifters conspiring for whatever their awful agenda may be. Add the leveraging of children’s education, fear, ignorance on the books themselves… you’ve got it.
not as much as that shoulder and that tight lil body
You look like you can be picked up, fucked and thrown around so easily 😭
I’d love to taste test em all regardless
do you live your whole life this confidently incorrect every day?
it’s interesting seeing a bunch of anxious people go exacerbate anxiety with caffeine. so many fuckin annoying encounters
the sound of that recall means more carbon and jobs, bobby :)
I guess I’ve been getting all the goblincore posts, not enough cryptid action. I need to switch it up!
well hell let’s rip into these ripened bastards
why have I never encountered the word ‘cryptid’ until 2024, specifically in meme form, multiple times? Odd thing. tf are the kids up to these days
been a drought without pics of Ian sleeping