only 50c per inch

They were advertising in the Mexico City Airport yesterday when I was there.

The smoke that comes out of computers sometimes is caused by the little people getting pissed off and lighting little fires out of protest.

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a border war with the Romulans,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Pakled when Scrap is on the line! HAHAHAHHA

Or better (maybe):
'Never go in against c/RISA when shitposting is on the line! HAHAHAHHA

I think it’s something she would say to other people if she was trying to get something from them.
But I think Garak has higher standards.