Lmaooo these dingos think Kim jong un will holler at them if they suck his e-weiner enough

Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough

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Hey Siri, please generate 900 pages of gollum porn

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

Real talk, how is stupid any less ableist than retard? Same meaning, same origin. It’s like telling people to stop calling black people n-words, call them coons instead. Pretty silly imo!

This episode fucked me up as a kid. I was so scared I’d get bitten by a worm man whenever I transported. Still get nervous sometimes…

I’ve known a few people who’ve undergone pedogenesis, so far one’s in the state prison and the others are probably gonna be there within a decade

37 hours from now, breaking news IDF tests new radiation beam weapon on group of gazan toddlers

It’s windows derangement syndrome, sadly afflicts many on the lemmyverse