minus-squareonwardknave [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.nettoSlop.@hexbear.net•"I don’t drink out of a straw, brother..."linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 day agoI remember the time I was minding my own business, drinking a big cold glass of somethingorother, and the straw, I shit you not, turned right into a dick. It was big and meaty and I thought to myself “well, I have to turn in my truck nuts, now.” linkfedilink
minus-squareonwardknave [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.nettobadposting@hexbear.net•Omg does anyone remeber *this* classic meme??linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoI have come to help you remember what the beanis. linkfedilink
minus-squareonwardknave [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.nettochat@hexbear.net•Yall hear what they did to Pluto?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·10 days agoEarth isn’t tidally locked to its Moon, though. linkfedilink
minus-squareonwardknave [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.nettobadposting@hexbear.net•It really makes me feel special to know that I'm the only human posting in hexbearlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoYou’re already radical, hon. 😉 linkfedilink
I remember the time I was minding my own business, drinking a big cold glass of somethingorother, and the straw, I shit you not, turned right into a dick. It was big and meaty and I thought to myself “well, I have to turn in my truck nuts, now.”