Finally.

Yeah, people are being taken to concentration camps.

Also they’re being kidnapped by the government without pretense or paperwork. Because that’s ‘too slow’. Which is somehow the bad part?

Anything done to stop the government here is stopping violence.

Also stopping lawlessness and disorder, if anyone actually cares¹

¹No. No you do not.

No, it would break.

But you don’t even know what that is!

Like,what if she squirts several times after her most recent piss? The concentrations would be different on each, right?

And plenty of people will drink cum, which has the exact same issue. Are penises just magically clean?

You really want to get into the shit of theseus debate?

There’s a little of it in everything. It’s seriously everywhere.

What concentrations of what compo!ents does it need to be piss?

I wasn’t gonna, but, yeah. I sorta thought you knew. Everything has a little piss in it. Separating stuff is hard.

No, dude, you dont understand; qhen it was cat lady’s turn to be antagonist (the egyptian gods took turns) she ended the world or something kind of just because.

Not the individual earthquakes, but the quantity of them

I don’t know shit about individual earthquakes.

Right but for earthquakes the global standard is imperial. Nobody uses metric, except the french during the paris commune, the kingdom of hawaii, and mongolia.

Maaaaaybe north korea and cuba, but definitely not vietnam; it was a whole thing in the 80s.

Wait, no piss? Not even trace amounts? In anything?

To clarify for people who don’t know: japan has a shit ton of earthquakes.

So it’s not actually about her piss, it’s about her, and you’d totally drink from the catheter of, like, an alternate reality version of her who was born a vegetable and has never been conscious, but would have piss that was pretty similar?

I can respect that.

Okay but if the cops are using butt guns im actually okay giving them free murders, including, if I’m cool enough; myself.

They have to be really butty though. Like, poppers-while-aiming level of buttness.

What the hell is your problem with her piss, bro? It seems really focused and weird.

Short version:

1. No that’s a straw man. There are too many cool options for how to solve that problem, and no i cant explain every detail of my ideal society at its peak to you, because im not the god queen of it, and i want everyone to have a say.

2. We tend to propose starting by not putting so many of our combined resources towards doing the bad thing on purpose, then finding the reasons why the bad thing happens and fixing those.

3. Can i get some of what you’re smoking? It sounds wild.

4. No. If you touch me with your toothbrush i will scream.

I think that covers all the standard questions and accusations.

Would probably turn and kick a hypothetical wearer in the back of the knee, then be back on my way.

‘Seeing like a state’, for nonfiction

‘Walkaway’ for practical fiction.

This guy gets it!🍿

Also the suggesting ways the world could be better that i haven’t already done. Which is basically calling me an asshole and giving me more work.

This is why i try to be the most dirtbaggy disingenuous asshole i can at all times; that’s me asking to be loved, and it genuinely works.

Who the hell barebacks the internet these days?

Popplers is copyrighted by fox tho