I’m smart enough to know that everyone is both smart and stupid.

I’m stupid enough to believe that doesn’t apply to me.

Ripert.

Isn’t that only how American(?) toilets work? Other places don’t flush using the siphon effect.

Braindead

That’s when you put in a block off plate instead.

1993? Mitsubishi Magna.

Was literally given it and still lost money. Dry solder joints all through the main fuse/relay box. Got those all fixed and it blew the transmission.

No wonder they were Angry Birds.

Initial thought was “I can’t think of anything”. Then I started scrolling through this thread showering upvoted on all of the repressed memories.

In this case it is a form of Transmissible Cancer.

Decimight

I will sleep for 5 hours then be awake for the next 32.

In the time it took you to write that you could have installed Linux and had a better idea than any of this back and forward.

A spider bit my toe right as I was falling asleep. Decided I would deal with it in the morning.

Fortunately that was the case.

Oh no! Anyway…

Star Ptrek.

Once you realise the so called “sun” is really flat, the answer becomes obvious.

They pipe the oxygen in from behind the sun.

Colloidal silver?

Yeah. Looked at my arm and thought “which one is the special freckle?”

Magpies: We can reach an agreement.

Plovers: No negotiation, no quarter, no retreat.

They don’t even drink chat.