Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.

Can’t wait for the day Nigel Farage can no longer claim anything tbh.

Man dressed as beans to appear beside the stretched ghost of a Victorian child; actual politicians nowhere to be found.

Mate, £250? Pretty sure if you broke into some Gregg’s round here you’d get more than that lol

No way? A tory-run organisation is amplifying voices sympathetic to their cause? I am shocked.

Now there’s a whole town full of dog-eating-alligator-eating Australians in the Northern Territory. Terrifying stuff.

Reckon he’ll be the guy who buys the NHS next, or will that be some other wealth hoarding pre-corpse?

Fuck right off

Can we please just not be fucking ripped off for once? Can we have ONE thing that doesn’t extort us?

Since when have the Heinz beans been spelt with a z?? But also this is horrifying and unnerving.

obviously

Plenty of time on your hands then 😂

I don’t know about others, but I’m personally not fussed about perks. Plus, building any sort of perk functionality would mean extra workload for the two of you in terms of devving and managing it. But it’s definitely not a bad idea, I just know I wouldn’t be too bothered either way personally!

Great work maintaining and managing this place! I’m sure we all really appreciate your efforts and your time – so thank you! I heard some mention of fundraising through OpenCollective, which I’d happily add some cash to - do we have a link?

innit bad luck to open an umbrella indoors?

Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I

nah I was just wondering lol

what’s with all the line breaks?

obviously fuck that Dave guy, but like… what’s the joke? That his sister has an onlyfans? That his sister has an onlyfans that costs more than a toilet? Am I being thick? Is the insinuation that Dave subscribes to his sister’s onlyfans? I do not get the comeback at all lol

I just legitimately love it and I’m sorry about my awful taste