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Laughs in Mel Blanc

I’m no historian, but I presume the Canaanites then moved to North America and founded Canaada

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Holy shit do I just want to be able to sideload my own personal apps on my device without Apple’s approval

My VP has close, personal ties with the author of Project 2025, but I don’t know what you’re talking about.

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Harrumph!

Is the waxwing even trying?

I actually think this is a dry run for Trump to see if he can “innocently” incite violence. If things don’t go his way in November, the call will be much more direct.

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

I’ve read this on the internet so I believe it to be true

In this economy‽

I don’t know if it’s even true, but if it is:

Consensual sex for a job > pedophile rape

Tersla Siberturck

It’s technically a water dispenser

Yes but we all know you will never experience that 69 (and I think you know it too)

The Spaghetti Album

I’m in the US and can’t help, but that video is fuckin brilliant. I want to have a beer with that guy

If they have pics of John Kerry, they can be flip flopping floppy flip flops

I mean Obama - an articulate black man - was legitimately reelected to a second term, whilst the Cheetoh in Chief was illegitimate based on the popular vote and failed reelction. That must burn him badly.