The future’s so… ugh:

No, but now I’ll never forget it! 🫢

Talk about daddy issues!

That’s pretty low!

I know it’s not exactly what you’re looking for, but if you didn’t know about it already, it’s not a bad place to start: List of common misconceptions

“Do you believe that my being thiccer or more bodacious has anything to do with my badonk in this place? You think that’s gas you’re passing now?”

Parting the Red Sea Silver Mane.

“Do you really want to know? Or would you prefer the lies-to-children version?”

“Do not bring dishonor to our house, Robert!”

Phew! I mean, uh I’ll let him know…

Uh, I was told explicitly that holodeck stuff doesn’t count 😓

Indeed! I fell in love with that move back in the day. Luckily, Alex at least got to directly pilot the Starfighter – but our alien freedom-fighters in the comic strip are sadly only looking for remote controlled drone pilots.

I couldn’t give you an answer right away. I feel like this would be a good excuse to spend about an hour (minus commercials) mulling over the ethical ramifications of my decision, only to have the issue resolved by some magical engineering from Mr. Scott.

Well, he kinda flip-flopped on that:

The Doctor also has a Prime Directive:

(From Nightmare of Eden)

Princess Tomato may be in danger…

(Had to do a little crude editing to recreate the original version of this strip.)

Good old Paul Fussell – great writer. A real man of Class.

Is it okay to feed my clown Speed Stick?