Most coffee has more caffeine than most energy drinks.

Please advise, my landlord won’t accept LinkedIn DMs as rent payment.

Afaik there’s an original source that makes fun of a guy who hung out on the toilet all day, hoping to strike up a conversation that’ll get him invited to dinner.
That would imply it was a social thing.

Current research doesn’t support that.
Most likely, the sponge sticks were used as a toilet brush, and pieces of cloth were used to wipe.

Which I believe is harmful to the Lemmy-verse’s overall growth and outside reputation.

Those admins you say are hurting lemmy are literally the developers who made it.
Also, fuck growth. It’s the cancer that drives enshittyfication and destroys our planet.

English insults are like “How’s your day, love?” and the other lad is positively miffed on account of how you pronounced it.

Die Fediversum-zu-Trans Pfeifenlinie ist echt!

When you post a drawn or painted image, please always link the artist.
Otherwise people might accidentally block you, thinking you’re posting AI slop.

Ja, aber das Hurragebrüll war schon auch ziemlich laut die letzten Jahre.

Wenn du heute Bärlauch gesammelt hast und er noch nicht in voller Blüte stand, dann war das kein Bärlauch!
Ich war vor 2 Monaten schon beim Bärlauch-Sammeln, und vor 2 Wochen waren schon die Maiglöckchen draußen!

Weißen Bärlauch habe ich auch noch nie gesehen.

Be careful with those greentexts.
Now that the source has run out, they’re irreplaceable artifacts.

Getting locked in the basement without water, or thrown out into the streets for half a day, when you misbehaved as a child.

The version of From Dusk Till Dawn that aired on German TV with age 16+ rating was half an hour shorter and was cut so badly, it hardly even made sense anymore.
It’s basically just a couple of dude(tte)s going to a gas station, then walking into a bar and starting to shoot at nothing for no reason.

I know they were a bit misleading, but the only reason for that is: I couldn’t find actual numbers for GOP membership after 15 minutes of searching.
My point still stands: It doesn’t require support from a majority of the population for a country to become fascist.
And currently, there is enough support to turn the US into a fascist country.

There’s only about 11.1% registered Republicans

Which is more than 10% at the height of Nazi Germany, when party membership was required for many career paths

22.6% of the population voted Republican

In the last elections in Germany 1933, 26.4% of the population voted for the Nazi party.
And that was with armed SA thugs at the entrances to the voting booths.

Thanks. I know. But it doesn’t really help until something concrete actually develops from that hate.

Fun fact: At its absolute height, in 1945, 10% of Germans were members of the nazi party NSDAP.
That was enough to correctly label the entire country as “Nazi Germany”.

In 2025, 45% of Americans support the Republican Party in anonymous polls. Draw your conclusions.

“Geese” is ultimately gander neutral.

Perfect for Bond Villains:
So they can explain their evil plan without shouting over the noise of the bandsaw, while Bond is slowly pushed towards it by a conveyor belt.

Mannheim: Daten unvollständig

Das ist wie bei den globalen Statistik-Karten, wo Länder wie Sierra Leone, Liberia und Somalia immer grau sind.