B gives me crazy vibes… B.

Are you having a stronk?

I can’t help but wonder about the wayitfeels

You’re a cuck

There once was a girl, PeachyArielle,
Whose curves cast a tantalizing spell.
With a sweet, juicy treat,
Her ass was elite,
A feast that could tempt you to dwell!

The wet spot on the couch should have been enough for first place…

Which is in Ethiopia

I see room for another dick

In my pants

At least 0. Maybe more

Twat devils are my new fetish

Love and a good ass-eating is all you need

Bring your wife. Do both simultaneously

Why do you have a giant bag of rice in your room?

Seems sus

My wife would high five me when I told her 😏

Spiderslut is definitely my newest fav!

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

For 19…

As opposed to what exactly?

What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.