He wants a colorful amusement park RPG on rails that plays itself for him. He doesn’t want to be bogged down by silly things like gameplay mechanics, he wants to paint by numbers.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

“The Byrgenwerth spider hides all manner of rituals, and keeps our lost master from us.”

Ah, I had a feeling it was some sort of fidget but I couldn’t be sure. This is one of those posts that remind me how much I’ve aged.

I’d recognize Cubone anywhere, but I have no idea what these items are and I’ve never read or heard any of the words you used in this post.

Everything I’ve ever ordered from Japan comes with a lovely handwritten Engrish note and it makes my day every time.

Not a liberal but I want this future too.